世界 之大无奇不有

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软饼湿卡卡

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我爱画书

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我爱画书

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<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="SimSun" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:simsun">一女子下夜班，一男子尾随图谋不轨，女子慎怕，路过坟地，灵机一动，对坟墓说：爸爸，我回来了，开门啊。男子大惧，哇哇大叫奔逃。女子心安，正要离开，忽然从坟墓中传来阴森森的声音：闺女，你又忘了带钥匙啊。女子惊骇，也哇哇奔逃。这时从坟墓里钻出个盗墓的说：靠，耽误我工作，吓死你们！盗墓的话音刚落，发现旁边有个老头正拿著凿子刻墓碑，好奇，问之，老头愤怒地说，</span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:arial">NND</span></font><font face="SimSun" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:simsun">，他们把我的名字刻错了</span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:arial">……</span></font><font face="SimSun" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:simsun">盗墓的大惧，哇哇叫著奔逃。老头冷笑一声：</span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:arial">“</span></font><font face="SimSun" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:simsun">靠，敢和我抢生意，还嫩点儿</span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:arial">……”</span></font><font face="SimSun" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:simsun">正说着，一不小心凿子掉在地上，老头正要拾，一弯腰，发现凿子握在草丛里的一只手里，老头正在吃惊，突然一个声音说：</span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:arial">“</span></font><font face="SimSun" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:simsun">你找死呀！乱改我家的门牌号！！</span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:arial">”</span></font><font face="SimSun" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:simsun">。老头屁滚尿流，滚下山坡！这时一拾荒者从草丛爬出，</span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:arial">“</span></font><font face="SimSun" size="2"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:simsun">他娘的，搞一块铁也得费这么大的神</span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:arial">”</span></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:arial"></span></font></p>

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