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发表于 2010年1月3日 11:11 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
<div class="Section0" style="layout-grid:15.6pt none"><p class="p0" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'">订婚叫建仓,结婚叫成交,生子叫配股,超生叫增发;</span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'"><p></p></span></p><p class="p0" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'">感情不合叫套牢,情投意合叫捂牢;一见钟情叫飙升;</span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'"><p></p></span></p><p class="p0" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'">白头偕老叫长线,一夜情叫<font face="Times New Roman">T+0</font><font face="宋体">;</font></span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'"><p></p></span></p><p class="p0" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'">自由恋爱叫开放式基金,涉外婚姻叫<font face="Times New Roman">AB</font><font face="宋体">股并轨;</font></span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'"><p></p></span></p><p class="p0" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'">婚姻登记是新股申购,举办婚姻是新股上市;</span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'"><p></p></span></p><p class="p0" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'">旅行结婚是境外上市,未婚先孕是跳空高开;</span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'"><p></p></span></p><p class="p0" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'">单相思叫单边上扬,父母给钱叫资产注入;</span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'"><p></p></span></p><p class="p0" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'">离婚叫解套,吵架叫震荡,分手叫割肉,失恋叫跌停;</span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'"><p></p></span></p><p class="p0" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'">蜜月叫长阳,分居叫停牌,再婚叫重组,复婚叫反弹;</span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'"><p></p></span></p><p class="p0" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'">怀孕叫含权,分娩叫除权,喂养叫填权;</span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'"><p></p></span></p><p class="p0" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'">与老人住在一起叫整体上市,与老人分开住叫股权分置;</span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'"><p></p></span></p><p class="p0" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'">乡下人娶城里人是借壳上市,儿女婚嫁了老人是非流通股;</span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'"><p></p></span></p><p class="p0" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'">请红娘做媒是委托理财,包二奶是主营外收入;</span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'"><p></p></span></p><p class="p0" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'">一家人和睦是基本面很好,把老婆逗乐是技术面很好;</span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'"><p></p></span></p><p class="p0" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'">欺负老婆叫逼空,寻花问柳叫做多;</span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'"><p></p></span></p><p class="p0" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'">山盟海誓绝对是股市泡沫!!</span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:'宋体';mso-spacerun:'yes'"><p></p></span></p></div>
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