另一种忍无可忍：段内裤刘甲B解说的世界杯！

蕃薯藤

刘解说员真的最最让人受不了,哎~~~感觉整个一太监!!!

停云阅

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>蕃薯藤</i>在2010-06-30 08:59:53的发言：</b><br />刘解说员真的最最让人受不了,哎~~~感觉整个一太监!!!</div><p>你是不是画《岳飞抗金》眼睛累花了？入台是要净身的，5台已打出了新广告：“到XX5台看球，品太监开会、享无稽之谈。”</p>

蕃薯藤

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>停云阅</i>在2010-06-30 09:17:43的发言：</b><br /><p>你是不是画《岳飞抗金》眼睛累花了？入台是要净身的，5台已打出了新广告：“到XX5台看球，品太监开会、享无稽之谈。”</p></div><p></p>[em162][em140]

大号手

<p style="line-height:22.5pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">2010南非世界杯刘甲B解说经典语录：</font></span></p><p style="line-height:22.5pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">——</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial">“</span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">越位了！是不是越位了呢，应该是越位了。对，没错。明显越位了。我们再来看看慢动作，哦</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial">……</span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">这个球，好像不是越位啊，再看看。嗯，确实没有越位</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial">......” <p></p></span></p><p style="line-height:22.5pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">——佩雷拉说这是他的最后一届世界杯，尽管下届世界杯是在他的祖国南非。</font></span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial"> </span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">（下届世界杯在南非，那这届现在是在哪呢？）</font></span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial"> <span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p style="line-height:22.5pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">——东道主墨西哥队</font></span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial"> </span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">（哦，原来这届世界杯是在墨西哥）</font></span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial"> <span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p style="line-height:22.5pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">——里贝里转到了右路活动，可能是换换手气吧。（爱打麻将嘛）</font></span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial"> <span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p style="line-height:22.5pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">——老马就仿佛手中俩猫四个二，这牌要是不赢</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial">……</span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">（除了麻将，还爱斗地主）</font></span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial"> <span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p style="line-height:22.5pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">——三个臭皮匠顶个诸葛亮，何况是三个这么顶尖的球员！他们在一起能商量出什么呢？好</font></span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial"> </span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">　　球！！！！打高了</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial">……</span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">（梅西、特维斯、贝隆三个臭皮匠就商量出个飞球）</font></span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial"> <span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p style="line-height:22.5pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">——这时双方进入了肉搏阶段</font></span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial"> <span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p style="line-height:22.5pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">——他的眼神和脚一样的</font></span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial"> </span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">准！</font></span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial"> <span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p style="line-height:22.5pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">——</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial">“</span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">阿根廷</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial">4:1</span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">赢了这场比赛，所以韩国队肯定小组出线了</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial">” <p></p></span></p><p style="line-height:22.5pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">——马拉多纳很谈定</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial">...</span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">这个球走进球场拥抱自己的队员</font></span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial"> <span lang="EN-US">(</span></span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">最喜欢这句！看，多和谐</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial">~) <p></p></span></p><p style="line-height:22.5pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">——斯洛文尼亚和阿尔及利亚的主要思想，是从对方那里拿分</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial">(</span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">如此废话，真让人始料不及</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial">)</span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">。</font></span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial"> <span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p style="line-height:22.5pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">——如此精准的判罚，我怀疑边裁是否带了显微镜。</font></span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial"> <span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p style="line-height:22.5pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">——他的远射，像飞一样飞向球门。</font></span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial"> <span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p style="line-height:22.5pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">——马拉多纳的女婿阿奎罗的妻子是马拉多纳的女儿</font></span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial"> <span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p style="line-height:22.5pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">——马科斯第</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial">9</span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">次参加世界杯决赛阶段的比赛。</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial">(</span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">请问第一次参加时他多大</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial">) <p></p></span></p><p style="line-height:22.5pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">——这种犯规就相当于汽车追尾，负责任的总是后面的人。（太生动了，内牛满面啊）</font></span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial"> <span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p style="line-height:22.5pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">——我在现场看得很清楚，贝隆在罚角球前确实与海因策有一个眼神交流，然后球进了。（刘甲</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial">B</span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">眼神好啊）</font></span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial"> <span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p style="line-height:22.5pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;mso-ascii-font-family:arial;mso-hansi-font-family:arial;mso-bidi-font-family:arial"><font face="宋体">——普遍认为该小组另外一个出线名额会在尼日利亚、韩国和希腊三队之中产生。（废话，这个谁都知道）</font></span><span style="font-size:10.5pt;color:#434b4c;font-family:arial"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p>

privacy531

<p>贺炜这次表现的相当不错，下面这段堪称经典： </p><p><strong>我们想想吧 此时此刻在柏林、在慕尼黑、在汉堡、在科隆大教堂，肯定有无数的德国球迷  <br />为之欢欣鼓舞。而在伦敦、在利物浦、在曼彻斯特、在泰晤士河边的小酒馆，肯定有无数  <br />的英格兰球迷为之黯然神伤。不过，让我内心感到无比欣慰的是，在生命如此有意义的时  <br />间节点，在今天晚上，电视机前的一万球迷我们能够一起来经历，共同分享。这是我的幸  <br />福，也是大家的幸福。我是贺炜，观众朋友们再见。。。  <br /></strong></p><p>段暄还将将及格，流贱红简直就是个无知！！连哪个队对哪个队都说不清楚。</p><p>至于黄健翔么，个人以为是有CCAV流贱红之类才凸现出的黄，黄的解说没有明显过人之处，个人最欣赏的解说是上海的 唐蒙</p>

大号手

<p>段内裤：</p><p>——直塞形成了一个穿越.......[你就说直塞穿透了整个防线好不？老想着网球是不？]<br /><br />——西班牙一直是打双前锋的，从欧洲杯后到现在都是比利亚与托雷斯的双前锋，但现在托雷斯因为膝伤没有出现......[托雷斯明明出现了，出现在场边为队员加油呢。你就说没上场不行吗？]<br /><br />——欧冠虽然巴萨遭到了淘汰……[巴萨都打进半决赛了，你就说被国米挡在决赛场外不好吗？]<br /><br />——瑞士得到任意球机会，这个任意球位置距离球门很不错。[位置很不错没啥不对，可为啥要多那四个字“距离球门”呢？]<br /><br />——西班牙小白突破被拉倒得到任意球机会：“位置不错……距离球门太近了”[我无语]<br /><br />——无比鸡动的大喊“一扣，再往前……”画面显示攻方被守方将球挡出底线，然后暄儿就没声儿了。 </p>

天涯

把声音关掉，还不影响家人休息。

大白沙

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xyzxqs

诸位兄弟，别看CCTV5了，这是足球节目做的最烂的，还不如地方台

guohong

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